My yogurt smells like death, but I really want to eat it. What is the worst that could happen?

Yes I am serious

Maybe I could get a doctor or teacher to answer.

Here are some possibilities, ranging in severity:

1) You eat it and are fine.

2) The yogurt might have soured to the point where it might irritate your gastrointestinal tract, causing gas, diarrhea or what have you. It might cause nothing more than the typical stomach unrest.

3) The yogurt might have spoiled the point where it has harmful bacteria strains in it, which means you can get serious food poisoning. Go to the hospital if

- you have a fever over 102 *F
- there is blood in your poop
- diarrhea, stomach ache, etc. last more than a day
- you vomit so much you have trouble even keeping fluid down (mostly because dehydration is AWFUL, and it's so simple to avoid)

I don't think you should eat it if its gone bad. I once got food poisoning from funnel cake, let me tell you, you will feel like you are dieing after you eat that yogurt. Just.. don't.

Why would you eat something that smells bad?

Death

Why would you want to eat something that you consider smells like death? I don't get it.

haha..... Buy another man.

Eat it and youtube it. I'm excited to see how sick you get. Yogurt usually smells like the fruit in it, so it must be just absolutely packed with bacteria if it smells like death.

Your breath will smell like dead yogurt forever. Because of your horrible breath, your friends will abandon you, your family will disown you, and you will never get laid. You will die alone and dingos will eat your body. Then the dingos will throw up because you still taste like dead yogurt.

You'll be so sick you wont want to eat in a very long time.
And your love of yogurt(especially the flavor you are about to eat) will never be the same because you will connect that smell to that memory.

is it death flavor? if so its ok

OMG you could get Listeria!!! Don't do it!!! :-0

when in doubt, throw it out.
that goes for everything, including boyfriends/girlfriends

Have you thought about the possibility of dying from food poisoning. People do die of it. Go buy some fresh yogurt.
If its within its good by date bring it back to the store. If you bought it at hannaford bros. and its their brand they will give double the money back.
Did you say your name is earl or ralph. blow chunks.

That is gross! still was fun when neil ate the furry yogurt on the young ones...

Good Luck......?

It makes you sick and you vomit!

you will most likely vomit and feel like dying because of food poisoning and be dehydrated. Then you will regret it and probably never eat a yogurt again.
Eat up ;)