What is a vegetarian substitute for chicken testicles?

I'm making some chicken testicle soup and want to try it.

I also nees a substitute for rabbit. I'm going to try to make hare pie.

chic peas?................rabbit, don't know, but be careful, some recipies try to sneak in imitation crab, you don't want imitation crabs in your hare pie.

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i dont think vegetables or legumes have testicles

chicken broth.

Chickens don't have testicles, roosters do. Make some bean soup instead.

Yours of course. I'm not sure if they would be sufficient though.

Nasty nuts, I guess.

Soy testicles.

And ew. I'm against hare on my pie.

actually, we dont have a substitute, which to be fair, im thanksful for

edamame

plain tofu =)

never had chicken testicles (or knew chicken's had them), but after tasting tofu, I could see it tasting that way!

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