I need some help getting revenge on my Uncle.?

have you ever seen "Wedding Crashers" with Owen Wilson where he puts eye drops in the guys water and the guys in the bathroom for the whole night puking. well there's a good revenge for him if you want to get him back for what he did. because i feel bad for you wat he did to your dog. but anyways if you want revenge for him that's one thing you can do to him.

Here, Lets make a long story short.
Four years ago I got a new puppy, he was a Blue Heeler and I named him Sam. He was the most beautiful Blue Heeler you would ever see. I got him and raised him from a puppy. This dog became my best friend, he was my everything, I would jump in front of a bus for this dog. I was going through some really tough times and he was always there for me, wether I was sad or angry he would always cheer me up. Right before we got him we had moved and my parents started homeschooling me and I was very alone, and he came and he was all I needed.......three years went by and my love for Sam grew and grew, I always used to think "I never thought I could love somthing SO much" then Febuary 11th on a friday evening, Sam was outside in the yard as usual, I was helping my mom put away groceries and me my mom Dad and brother were about to go eat.....My uncle came into the yard to give us somthing......I don't even remeber what it was..........Sam juped up and the other dogs started barking and it excited him.......and he bit my uncle........it really wasnt that bad but being the drama queen he usually he my uncle went to a doctors office......then we got a call from animal control.......and they came.........and they took Sam away.........................and killed him.


in the end all the doctor did was pretty much give my uncle a band-aid and pain pills and gave us a 100 dollar bill to pay.....This happened last year, I saw him all the time since them but to avoid drama I was told to keep my mouth shut. well before Christmas my sister got a puppy, we went over to show her to our grandparents and he was there visiting as well, my sister asked him if he wanted to hold the puppy and these were is words exactly "yeah, but careful (holds up hand) the last dog that bit me is dead". I was there...he knew it...that was just a snide remark to piss me off, well buddy it worked. so heres my plan, Febuary is comming up and therefore so is the aniversery of his death. my plan is to that night...get a little revenge is all Ill say, and I need your help with Ideahs.

here are the guidelines, he cant know its me for one thing...and it cant be somthing huge like set his house on fire or somthing (as much as I would like to) but it has to be clever but also descrete.and he lives across the steet for me (yeah, I know) and he has two cars a tree and a garage like storage thing (just giving you some kind of visual).

Im just ready to get back at him for the weeks that I didnt sleep or eat. and for the nights I cried muself to sleep and the fact that I cant even drive by Sam's old favorite park without hurting. yes this is MY time, this is my time for VENGENCE!
oh and he killed sam 6 days before Sam's birthday...yeah...hes a sick man.

If he is indeed a sick man, you are about to lower yourself to his level.