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What excuse will you say if a colleague at work will catch you looking at porn sites during working hours?

I never had the experience, but i know your answers myt help me if i will be in the situation... LOL

i would look surprised and say

"it's not what you think!!"

then alt+F4 until all is closed

LMFAO

once knew a guy who attended a church and was the security guard for one of the buildings and he was caught watching porn on a 52 inch projector by none other than the (minister) paster himself

LMFAO he must have popped his pants twice

Unless you work at a porn shop, you shouldn't be looking anyway. If you get caught then you know the circumstances. If a colleague catches you and tells you about it, consider it your first warning. They could have told your supervisor and then it would have been final.

well..... you shouldn't be in that situation...... because you shouldn't be watching porn AT WORK duh!!!!!

You must not have enough work to do if you can go porn sites at work. Your job should be filtering them out anyhow.

Blame it on pop-ups!!!

Everybody gets porn pop ups at the complete wrong time, so they will sympathise!!

Be like..."there's a rumor that my girlfriend/daughter/neice/grandma is on this site. I just had to make sure it was true before I confronted her."

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