What if one of your bar customers stripped naked, and then fell asleep near the bathroom?

That really happened. This loyal customer at a bar got so drunk drinking Bacardi 151, that he wanted to crash on a beach chair in the foyer near the bathroom, and then all night when we wanted to use the loo, there is a naked man lying on the beach chair. Women were there too. What would you do?

Yeah I agree cover the poor guy up and then continually check on him to make sure he is ok. Or you could always call someone to come pick him up and bring him home.

Poor COLD water on his banger.
LOL

Cover him up then see if you can wake him. If you can't, time for the police to come and give him a nice room.

Put a blanket on him and slide him out of the way.

i would cover him up asap, and move him into the office, or store room. i would wake him, tell him to get dressed, and put him in a cab. i would also take a picture with my cell phone, to show him, why i'll cut him off next time, so he will never get that drunk again in my place of business.

Get that **** on tape! Then show it to him. You might be losing his business if he quits drinking, but I am assuming the "naked camp out" is something that gets you baned for life anyway so your establishment won't miss him.

Wrap a blanket around him, then find his wallet with his address, and call for a taxicab to take him home.

First cover him up! Then get 3 of my best bouncers to carry him somewhere else. If he is a friend just find him a private spot and put some clothes on him for God's sake! If he is a trouble maker just call the PO PO!!! I'd hate to get shut down for that!!

draw silly cartoons over his body and willy and put womens make up on his face - take lots of pictures and put them behind bar- he wont do it again !!

If it was a women...i would personally get her cleaned up, give her shower and drop her in her house.

If man....call the bouncer to toss him out..

call the cops

try and find some toothpaste haha

Dump a pitcher of ice water on him & give him a "Last Call."

jut kick him out

This is a place of business! He should have been covered and woken up and taken outside. If he didn't want to do that then the police should have been called. This sets an example for the rest of the bar goers. If it's okay for him then it's okay for them! The bar needs to be protected in this situation. If the police would have done a walk through and seen him there with no clothes on then the bar would have been shut down. It is illegal to have nudity and drinking together, unless you have a permit for that!

Just call the police, have him removed.

Well I don't like the idea of calling police, but in his case he probably should have been taken to detox or medically supervised for the night. The police would take care of that.

Cover him up... and then drag him/move him someplace where he wont be any trouble. Then you can decide if u wanna call the cops or not....

Or... wake him up and make him drink some crazy black tea/coffee :D suck on some lime and puke it all out... but yeah.. cover him up FIRST

If someone is naked, then they have to be kicked out of the club.

Grab a few guys to carry him to a safer place. How embarrassing!

of course you have to cover it up especially the private part..hahaha. get him a blanket or something..

yeah..i agree...COVER HIM UP FIRST......

Send him to the jail and ban him from the bar.